ChorusGet a headset GrandmaGet a headset Grandmadon’t hold the phone to your head that wayswerving like a drunkfrom lane to laneit’s just a matter of time, someday,you're gonna kill someone VerseYou are old, and it’s great you’re still aliveyou look as if your 95but might I ask that when you drive,you keep both hands on the wheel? ChorusGet a headset grandmaGet a headset grandmadon't hold the phone to your head that wayswerving like a drunkfrom lane to lanetake it as a kindnesswhen I sayYou're gonna kill someone VerseThe life you save may be your ownor maybe someone you don’t knowwho has a lifetime still to godid you ever think of that? So.... ChorusGet a headset GrandmaGet a headset Grandmadon’t hold the phone to your head that wayswerving like a drunkfrom lane to lanec’mon let me whisper in your hearing aidyour gonna kill someoneeven better yet, take a bus or traincause you're gonna kill someoneyou're gonna kill - (hey)you're gonna killyou're gonna kill someone